Porn For New Moms

"Oh, she spit up. I've got a new organic stain remover I've been dying to try"

"I'll take the baby to the supermarket with me. You take a nap."

"As soon as I finish the laundry, I'll do the grocery shopping. And I'll take the kids with me so you can relax"

"I told my boss I have to leave at 3:00 every afternoon so I can come home and give you a break"

"...and in just eight more hours, we can wake up mommy!"

I ran into this book in a fun bookstore in San Diego last weekend. I sat there in the isle laughing out loud. Porn For New Moms is a hilarious little book and a must have for moms - and maybe even dads.....